Stupid quotes, cause not everybody can be as stupid as me ( or other famous people):

- Always look forward in life
they who look back might hit something

- Posterity doesn't bother me! What did it ever do for me???

-There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook.

-No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

-One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

-Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

-Soccer is a simple game: 22 players play against each other and in the end the Germans always win.

- Smoking is bad... For your curtains.

-I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

-Knock Knock.
-Who's there?
-Me, I kill you.